And their panties did get in a bunch over a joke about biscuits, and they did whine like little bitches, for they did not understand that biscuits feel not, nor are their feelings hurt, for they are biscuits.
And lo, they did not understand, and thought everyone as ignorant as they, and so they did exclaim, “We are dumb as fucking rocks, and know only one way to react, because thou hast written our trigger word.”
And multitudes did pile on, until the multitude did grow into the thousands, and the whining did crack the sky with furious thunder.
And lo, he said unto them, “It’s about how gluten-free biscuits don’t taste as good as regular biscuits, how are you not getting this?”
And they did exclaim, “Thou hast spoken unkindly of the celiacs!” Who were a people who lived upon the land and ate only of the gluten-free biscuits.
But they were sorely butt-hurt, and would not cease their whining.
And lo, those in the land who were allergic to cat dander, spake thus: “Thou hast spoken harshly of biscuits, and we would have you speak thus of cat dander as well, for we would whine as well, and attract attention to ourselves, and behave like little bitches.”
And then did the little bitches come forward…
We were thinking about going camping with Rocky’s brothers in the mountains near Lake Chambers for the Labor Day weekend, but it’s supposed to be like a low of freezing Sunday night, and not sure if we wanna deal with that with the kids… There’s plenty to do if we don’t go, and it would save us a long drive, and we’ll be going camping for Elsewhence on the 12th/13th, anyway.19 hours ago • 0 notes